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Title: Stranded
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Dean, Cas, Sam
Words: ~3,000
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: spoilerish for S7
Summary: It was almost anticlimactic, considering what they'd been through. Dean walked out of his motel room one morning to find Castiel standing next to the Impala.
Beta: none
Notes: I know it reads like the beginning of something, but this is all of it, honest. Not planning to write a sequel, unless it's another standalone Cas-is-now-human fic, because all of those belong in the same alternate universe for me, and this is how it starts.

( Stranded )

Title: Last Friday Night
Fandom: Glee
Characters: Rachel/Jesse/Puck/Santana/Brittany
Words: ~150
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Summary: It's Rachel's fault
Beta: none
Notes: Written for prompt 34 (moresome) of the Maritombola @ maridichallenge. As always, I blame Peyton.

( Last Friday Night )

Title: Home
Fandom: Glee
Characters: Kurt/Blaine, minor Rachel/Jesse
Words: ~1,200
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Summary: Kurt always thought their first place would be something nice, some place that they could have fond memories of, not seven flights of stairs with no elevator.
Beta: peyton07 hopefully caught the worst grammar snafus
Notes: Written for prompt 81 of the Maritombola @ maridichallenge. Peyton made me put Jesse in there, even though she said Puck, but Jesse is more lulzy.

( The apartment is, to put it kindly, a dump. )

Titolo: Scarlet and Gold
Fandom: Supernatural
Personaggi: Dean Winchester/Castiel, Sam(/Jess), Gabriel, Bobby Singer, Victor, Gordon, Jo, un sacco di altri personaggi secondari e comparse
Parole: ~22,000
Rating: PG-13
Avvertimenti: nessuno
Riassunto: Dean Winchester sta per iniziare il quinto anno alla Scuola di Magia e Stregoneria di Hogwarts. È il nuovo capitano di quidditch di Gryffindor, e il suo sogno è sconfiggere la fortissima squadra di Hufflepuff e vincere la coppa. Le cose cambiano quando sul treno Dean incontra Castiel Milton, uno studente di Hufflepuff. Cas è riservato e timido e del tutto privo di senso dell'umorismo, Dean è sfrontato e ha la tendenza a cacciarsi nei guai con i professori. Nonostante tutto i due diventano amici, e Dean si accorge che magari la coppa del quidditch non è la cosa a cui tiene di più.
Beta: nessuno
Note:

• Sono anni che non leggo Harry Potter in italiano. Gli ultimi libri li ho letti solo in inglese. Quando mi sono messa a scrivere questa storia pensavo di usare le traduzioni italiane almeno per i nomi più comuni, ma poi mi sono resa conto che avrei dovuto tradurre Hufflepuff con Tassorosso e mi sono detta LOL NO. Quindi tutti i nomi sono lasciati come nell'originale, a parte alcuni di uso così comune (per esempio babbano che non ho potuto fare a meno di tradurre. Nel caso, qui trovate una lista di traduzioni di nomi e termini. Chiaramente io la lista l'ho usata per procrastinare. Le ore che ho passato a cercare come si dice Hogwarts in giapponese e boiate simili...
  
• Questo è un universo parallelo in cui Harry Potter e compagni non esistono, e sono rimpiazzati da Dean, da Cas e dagli altri personaggi di SPN, quindi ci sono stati alcuni cambiamenti. Per esempio: dato che Voldemort non è mai esistito, Slytherin è in rapporti molto più amichevoli con le altre case. Inoltre la grande rivalità è fra Gryffindor e Hufflepuff perché... boh, principalmente perché mi serviva un plot. È così e basta.
  
• La vaga idea di scrivere un AU in cui Dean e Cas sono rivali nel quidditch mi è venuta vedendo i disegni della geniale Lettie, che dovreste andare a vedere tipo ora perchè sono pucciosissimi e amorevoli. I disegni a tema Harry Potter sono sul suo tumblr, mentre altra fanart di SPN si trova sul suo livejournal.
  
• Il che non vuol dire che mio sono dimenticata della fantastica vahly che ha creato un altrettanto fantastico banner per la mia storia. Andate qui per ammirarlo! Grazie anche ai mod del bigbangitalia, vittime del mio tentativo di scoprire quanto potevo procrastinare se mi si lasciava. (Risposta: tanto!)

( La lettera da Hogwarts arrivò verso la fine di luglio. )

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Title: An indecent proposal
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Dean/Castiel, Gabriel
Words: ~900
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Summary: DEAN WINCHESTER WILL YOU MARRY ME? HUGS AND KISSES, CASTIEL.
Beta: none
Notes: Written for a prompt that doesn't translate well in English, but contains the words "pentagram" and "yes" @ maridichallenge.

( Dean learned long ago that the answer to the question whose fault is it? is in ninety nine percent of cases it's Gabriel's fault. )

Titolo: Senza parole
Fandom: Originale
Personaggi: Ren, le galline del tugurio, Françoise che riesce in qualche modo a infilarsi ovunque, l'alieno Mame, i biscotti di Giulio
Parole: ~5,000
Rating: PG-13
Avvertimenti: follia pura
Riassunto: Ren ha 24 ore per scrivere qualcosa o sarà sbattuta fuori dalla casa. Ren scrive qualcosa.
Beta: nessuno
Note: I REGRET NOTHING.

( E ci saranno giorni senza sole  )

Title: Beauty and the Hound
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Characters: Sansa/Sandor, cameos from minor characters including but not limited to Joffrey, Melisandre, Theon, Walder Frey and every Stark ever
Words: ~13,000
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: blatant rip-off from several fairy tales and Disney stories, breaking the fourth wall, frequent asides, run-on sentences, questionable usage of commas, futile attempts at being funny, talking wolves, swearwords, sad moments, silly moments, pointless moments, happy endings and whatnot.
Summary: Disney-induced, crack-filled retelling of Beauty and the Beast. Sansa Stark wants to marry a prince, but when the only prince around is that jerk Joffrey it's time to learn that fairy tales aren't all they're cracked up to be.
Beta: peyton07
Notes: Written for a charity auction; redcandle17 asked for SanSan and gave me carte blanche for the setting. Obviously, my mind immediately went to crack-induced Disney AUs. Then the story kind of took over, and instead of delivering a 2,000-words story in February I have... this thing... now.

( Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. )

Second part

Title: Of kittens and teacups and love
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Characters: Charles/Erik
Words: ~5,000
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: fluff, schmoop, unbelievable amounts of sappiness and inevitable happy endings
Summary: Modern AU in which Charles and Erik are flatmates. Charles studies psychology and likes tea and chess and keeps bringing home stray kittens, and Erik lets him because he's maybe perhaps a little bit sort of in love with him.
Beta: none
Notes: The first thing I said after watching the movie was BUT WHY COULDN'T THEY STAY FRIENDS AND LIVE TOGETHER HAPPILY AND ADOPT KITTENS. I felt that kittens were necessary to fill the hole that the beach divorce tore in my chest. So between last night and this morning I wrote this. I have no regrets, not even for the Shaw!cat.

Regarding translations: A few people have contacted me expressing interest in translating this story into other languages. I'm of course flattered that people from around the world would like to read this and I have no problem with it, as long as you ask for permission beforehand and keep my name and a link to the original story when you post your translation.

Chinese | Chinese (alt) | Russian | Italian | podfic | adorbs fanart

( Charles and Erik are best friends. )

Title: Angels watching over you
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Dean, Castiel
Words: ~950
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Summary: It starts with Dean drawing the long straw and ends with him sharing a bed with a grumpy angel. Dean is none too pleased by this turn of events.
Beta: none
Notes: Written for mission 4.2 ("angels") of the Clash of the Writing Titans @ maridichallenge.

( It starts with Dean drawing the long straw, which under normal circumstances would have been a lucky event. )

Title: To Be Trusted
Fandom: Merlin
Characters: Arthur/Merlin
Words: ~2,900
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Summary: Merlin has never been able to pick the right moment to tell Arthur about his magic. When Mordred shows up demanding revenge, Merlin doesn't have a choice any more.
Beta: none
Notes: Written for merry_merthur for kore88. I wanted this fic to end with Arthur and Merlin together but it turned out Gen instead. However I took the title from a quote by George MacDonald that I find rather appropriate: To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved.

( The last days of Uther's reign would go down in the annals as a period of great civil unrest. )