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Title: WHS crack, Valentine edition
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Characters: Petyr, Doran, Catelyn, Lysa
Words: ~2,000
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Summary: So, to sum it up, Petyr gives Doran chocolates for V-Day. Wait what?
Beta: none
Notes: Re-posting all my old ASOIAF fic from my other account. The backstory for this is that there used to be a high-school-themed RP for this fandom that produced lots of crack. Since this won't make any sense if you weren't a player, here's a summary of the relevant events.

I played Petyr, a Senior. He has a huge crush on Catelyn and asked her to Homecoming despite the fact that Catelyn already had a date. This was a huge faux pas, especially since he did so in front of Lysa who was totally hoping Petyr would ask her to go, and the friendship between Petyr and Cat is now strained.
Meanwhile Petyr also has this epic rivalry with Doran Martell over who has the highest grades in their year. One of Petyr's few friends is Renly Baratheon, who's openly gay and earlier this year got into a fight with fundamentalist teacher Melisandre Redpriest.
Ms Redpriest, Westeros High's most hated teacher, had the brilliant idea to put Doran and Petyr on a project together for their AP Government class.

Somewhere down the line me and chisakami, who plays Doran, decided that all that rivalry and banter equals UST. When the RP crashed and died we went on writing about them. She wrote a very funny fic about working on the Redpriest project together, and then last February I wrote this.



( Petyr Baelish could really learn to hate Valentine's Day. )