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renrenren3Title: Beauty and the Hound
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Characters: Sansa/Sandor, cameos from minor characters including but not limited to Joffrey, Melisandre, Theon, Walder Frey and every Stark ever
Words: ~13,000
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: blatant rip-off from several fairy tales and Disney stories, breaking the fourth wall, frequent asides, run-on sentences, questionable usage of commas, futile attempts at being funny, talking wolves, swearwords, sad moments, silly moments, pointless moments, happy endings and whatnot.
Summary: Disney-induced, crack-filled retelling of Beauty and the Beast. Sansa Stark wants to marry a prince, but when the only prince around is that jerk Joffrey it's time to learn that fairy tales aren't all they're cracked up to be.
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peyton07
Notes: Written for a charity auction;redcandle17 asked for SanSan and gave me carte blanche for the setting. Obviously, my mind immediately went to crack-induced Disney AUs. Then the story kind of took over, and instead of delivering a 2,000-words story in February I have... this thing... now.
( Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. )
Second part
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire
Characters: Sansa/Sandor, cameos from minor characters including but not limited to Joffrey, Melisandre, Theon, Walder Frey and every Stark ever
Words: ~13,000
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: blatant rip-off from several fairy tales and Disney stories, breaking the fourth wall, frequent asides, run-on sentences, questionable usage of commas, futile attempts at being funny, talking wolves, swearwords, sad moments, silly moments, pointless moments, happy endings and whatnot.
Summary: Disney-induced, crack-filled retelling of Beauty and the Beast. Sansa Stark wants to marry a prince, but when the only prince around is that jerk Joffrey it's time to learn that fairy tales aren't all they're cracked up to be.
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peyton07Notes: Written for a charity auction;
redcandle17 asked for SanSan and gave me carte blanche for the setting. Obviously, my mind immediately went to crack-induced Disney AUs. Then the story kind of took over, and instead of delivering a 2,000-words story in February I have... this thing... now.( Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. )
Second part
