renrenren3: (Glee * epic fail)
Ren ([personal profile] renrenren3) wrote in [community profile] literen2012-02-07 02:17 pm

FIC * Last Friday Night * Glee * Rachel/Jesse/Puck/Santana/Brittany

Title: Last Friday Night
Fandom: Glee
Characters: Rachel/Jesse/Puck/Santana/Brittany
Words: ~150
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Summary: It's Rachel's fault
Beta: none
Notes: Written for prompt 34 (moresome) of the Maritombola @ [livejournal.com profile] maridichallenge. As always, I blame Peyton.



Nobody is sure of what's happening exactly, but the general consensus seems to be that it's all Rachel's fault. Puck points out that it's Rachel who invited Jesse in an attempt to get back together with the treacherous slimeball (though the exact words that he uses are more colorful and unprintable), and he was only trying to protect Rachel. Jesse slings one arm around Rachel's shoulders and says, in a slightly slurred voice, that it's Rachel's fault for stealing his heart away, and by the way, Puck has a great ass. Santana says it's Rachel's fault because her clothes are so ugly it should be a crime against humanity to wear them, they should be grateful that Auntie Tanny was around to separate Rachel from her fluffy pink sweater, and from her tartan skirt, and from everything else. Rachel herself doesn't say anything because she's too drunk to form sentences, and just giggles while Brittany goes down on her.

It's four in the morning on a Saturday and, even though most of the guests have already left, the second Rachel Berry house party extravaganza is only now getting into full swing.

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