I know, I got tripped up by the definition of rare pairs that the mods gave (which was basically use your own judgment but don't pick the most popular pairing in a fandom). At first I was going to do a book or manga OTP, but all three pairs I thought of were the most popular in their respective fandoms, nevermind that there's only a handful of fans for each. So Plan B. And, hey, it's titled after a Lady Gaga song, I'm not even pretending this is a srs bsns mix. XD